So here I am a 12 year old boy and all I want is that one video game, you know the one. It is the one I have wanted all winter long. So I hold up my end of the deal. I'm a good boy (as much as any 12 year old can be) and I do most of what I am asked to do by my parents. Santa even had a big plate of cookies and milk left out for him on Christmas Eve. So Christmas morning what do I find under that glowing and glistening Christmas Tree? Socks and new sweater. (A sweater uglier than last year's sweater even!) Santa we had a deal. I held up my end of the bargain and you dropped the ball. I'll see you in Court fat man. Consider yourself served!
PS. I'm kidding Santa! I don't want coal this year. I promise not to sue. Besides, the Statute of Limitations ran on that years ago.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE LAW OFFICES OF ANDREW E. FARMER!!!!!!
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